Generally, I'm not that into small, fluffy dogs, but this guy has a completely egotistical air of superiority while riding the tortoise which I can't help but respect.
It's the music really, that makes this one a winner.
Not that there's any video that isn't improved by Evanescence, but this one, of a bearded dragon riding a tortoise, would not be the first place I'd anticipate hearing the cool melodies of Amy Lee.*
That said, I promised lizard-mania, so here's some more:
(Not bound by their affinity for Evanescence, bearded dragons also like The Plain White T's, apparently.)
(And, like many men, their looks are improved by being a little chubby.)
TAH DAH!
*Truthfully, I didn't know the lead singer's name until I looked it up on Wikipedia. What's more, I assumed they were Swedish which is also untrue. I am not actually hip to Evanescence.
When I was younger, we had two pet cockateils - Sophie and Georgette. Sophie died in an easy-to-forget manner, but the more exciting/god awful death happened to Georgette. He got into a tousle with a pet ferret. Then, lost an eye, which also made half his head bald. A lot of his joie de vivre left with that eyeball.
Cockateils are a bit wimpy, really. They can grow very ill upon drafty conditions. This is, I presume, why there are videos of cockateils riding on tortoises, but not of cockateils riding hares.